But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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