dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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