ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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