i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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