We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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