I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
