I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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