I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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