I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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