He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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