Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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