guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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