super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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