Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
