But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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