Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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