I love having hate sex.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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