yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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