He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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