you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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