he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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