I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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