we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I love you. Go after that dick
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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