she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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