We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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