awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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