I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Randomize
