I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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