Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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