Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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