i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
When did angry sex become our thing?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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