I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Randomize
