Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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