did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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