This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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