Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I see more hoeing in ur future
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