5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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