Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Maybe he injected his testicle?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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