hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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