I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Randomize
