if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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