i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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