do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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