I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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