My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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