Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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