i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Randomize
