AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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