He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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