i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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