He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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