I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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