glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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