I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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